Hello, Officer McOink from the Piggy Patrol here! As a bona fide "pig," I serve according to the law of the trough – especially when it comes to clothing. My pig mask and the attached police hat even stay in place during high-speed chases, which I unfortunately can't claim is the case with my pork-barrel belly. It keeps on poking out from under my shirt – which carries the badge of my trade – and spilling out over the top of my striped trousers and also exposing my tail. When I turn up with my sunglasses and billy club, the pig pen goes hog wild. I'm not pigheaded, but I do like order!
Material: 100% polyester